Sauriil

[4/12/2018] He casts mainly conjuration spells and always keeps a spare soul trap spellbook + black soul gem on him at all times in a lil pouch he's got
There's a reason for that I'm sure

[4/12/2018] He's undoubtedly thought about fucking hermaeus mora before
He decided against it in the end
He never said he would never do it tho 👀

[8/27/2019] Sauriil: this hell armor of mine has been enchanted to reflect any blade, arrow, or mace
Moorad: what about a gun
Sauriil: the fucks a gun

[9/9/2019] Moorad, thinking: okay, so this guy seems like kind of a shitty wizard.
Moorad: at least that's how he talks
Moorad: and I haven't seen anything saying otherwise
And then in some combat encounter or whatever, where they're actually in danger and it's not just one dude ambushing them, sauriil pulls out some wack evards black tentacles ass magic spells and pretty quickly takes care of the whole situation
Moorad: h-how
Moorad: how did you do that
Sauriil: okay. So,
Sauriil: I might, might, have a (for lack of a better phrase) daedric sugar daddy,
Moorad, a little unnerved: wh ich.... One..?
Sauriil: okay, so, you know Hermaus Mora? Deity of knowledge and absolute moral truth or whatever?
Moorad: y yeah?
Sauriil: yeah
Moorad, knowing exactly what the definition of sugar daddy is: Have you       fucked, a daedra?
Sauriil, blushing heavily: w-well, I guess, that depends on your definition of fucking?
Moorad: sauriil. What the fuck could that possibly mean