Jax's Comments

i dont know who phoenix is i hear a rumor about her though ... this one time at the london comicon these two friends were walking around and having a grand old time, it was superb let me tell you, there were body pillows and figurines the lot, it was an otaku gold mine you hear me. so these friends were walking and just doing what they had to do and they saw this super rare todoroki figurine and they were just about to spend all their hard earned poor people money on him but all of a the sudden they hear this big crash and then these slapping sounds, so they whipped their heads around and saw this 60 foot humanoid frog like creature and me oh my were they terrified. they were shaking in their boots as this slimy giant came slapping towards them and snatched the todoroki right from underneath their noses, they were distraught ! DISTRAUGHT I TELL YOU! they begged "please oh please miss frog we are but peasants and we need this todoroki to feed our starving family of 7 !" but the frog let out a mighty roar and said " ha ha ha no you FOOLS i am fee o nics the frog and this todoroki is MINE" and then she grabbed them by the hair swinging them around like a, like a mace ! and she hit them against the london comicon walls over and over again until they started leaking this weird mysterious red froth :/ kinda cringe but i would not mess with her if i were you