Handsome Fancy Bill
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One of the few non humanoid demons in Sygias, Bill is a forever youthful baby unicorn rat with godlike powers. Like, for real, he'll fuck your shit up. Literally and figuratively.
He was crafted from memes, caffeine, and several venereal diseases, and he is so powerful, that his magic won't let him age. He bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Even though he's technically a baby, he still enjoys a life filled with hookers, drugs, and partying. He's been known to constantly search for ways to have a more potent high.
He is naturally aggressive, tearing holes in the fragile fabric of space and time anytime someone pisses him off.
Essentially, he's a cunt.
Likes:
•Drugs
•Drugs!
•¡D R U G S!
•Partying
•Yelling
•Fucking bitches
•Fucking your wife
•Fucking your daughter
•Fucking your mom
•Fucking your sister
•Breaking the rules
Dislikes:
•Rules
•The police
•Age of consent laws
•Himself
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