Profile
LADY ONION
FULL NAME
Lady Onion
GENDER
cis female
AGE
ages with me
SPECIES
Hisuian zoroark (zorua in flashbacks)
ORIENTATION
bisexual (male pref.)
OCCUPATION
professional disappointment
"what the f$#% is a united state"
Incredibly lame and stupid, a dank meme of a zoroark. Please don’t take her seriously.
Just your average hisuian zoroark; she has a flowing, writhing white mane with red tips and a lot of fluff around her neck. As per usual with her species, she has raised red spots on her body for storing heat in the harsh Hisuian winter. Her hair covers her left eye most of the time. She is usually seen gushing tears constantly, and sometimes a little snot drips out of her nose due to her nonallergenic rhinitis. She has a mouth full of sharp, scary teeth.
Very shy when it comes to real life, but is a chatterbox online and likes debunking the various stereotypes surrounding her species. Very protective of younger creatures, as is her nature. Sometimes can’t control the horrifying, spine chilling illusions she can create, so she tries to hide from people so as not to drive anyone insane by accident. She does have a people-watching hobby, though. Self deprecates to cope with this bullshit cycle we call life. Has a bizarre sense of humor.
- history
- sleeping
- memes
- hiding in trees and staring at you menacingly
- rapidly shifting temperatures
- Lord Scallion (he’s a criminal)
- stereotypes
- life
Born and raised in the harsh Hisuian winter, Lady Onion had a fairly normal upbringing. Her mother, Dione, was a wise hisuian zoroark who told Lady Onion many things about her species and generally taught her how to be as good-hearted as she can be despite her species’ reputation. Not long after she was born, Dione and Shallot divorced, and she didn’t really see her father again after that.
Lady Onion does evolve eventually, and soon after dates an especially odd shiny Hisuian Zoroark named Lord Scallion— who looks normal, except his red and pink parts are shades of green and he wears a monocle and top hat, along with having a mustache. But she later discovered he only sought out female zoroarks just to breed with them and fuck off after Onion caught him cheating. She didn’t like that. She knows females are harder to find, but she still felt used and has since been averse to the idea of having a child despite her protective nature.
Lady Onion lives in an abandoned bunker which has since been claimed by nature… on the outside only. Ensuring her safe from being caught by wandering 10 year olds. Somehow she’s gained internet access and has some internet pals. She’s basically the biggest cryptid ever.
Her funny Galarian friend who doesn’t have a Galarian accent. They like to shitpost together.
A chimera zorua who Lady Onion helped take care of for a little bit after his parents cruelly abandoned him. She’s more like a big sister figure to him than a mother figure. Lady Onion’s own mother later takes him in and finishes raising him.
- her name mainly comes from the fact that she cries a lot, but canonically her father named her Lady Onion to sort of match his name.
- her move set consists of: Bitter Malice, Shadow Sneak, Snarl, and Rest.
code by icecreampizzer
