Lambert
Feline-Evil
- Created
- 2 years, 6 months ago
- Creator
- Feline-Evil
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Lambert
Appearance
Scrawny squirrel man with a large tail and tall ears, his hair is a gloriously well kept mane of blonde with one near white streak, and he puts great care into his appearance with a hefty routine of lotions, skin care and hair products! He is most often found wearing his suit for work, or his much more brightly coloured workout outfit! Has a soft and high voice and tends to hold himself a little scrunched up and hunched in nervously, often has a shocked, wild eyed stare and is just... a sweaty nervous little man.
Personality
A shivering wet blanket chihuahua of a man, perpetually stressed beyond levels considered healthy for a living organism and scared of his own shadow; sticks to his very meticulous routines and does NOT like to have them disturbed or disrupted! While he is slowly starting to learn to loosen up he is still a highly strung and tense man, he does not make friends easily and has more than his share of eccentricities; from drinking raw egg to collecting exercise VHS tapes and motivational CD's from the 80's and 90's! He is petrified of anyone finding out he is a mignyan and is constantly stressed about keeping up appearances and hiding what he truly is now; which only adds on to the pressure from his already wayyy too stressful job. He is terrified of his boss, he thinks she's hiding some great evil secret and he is perpetually being bullied and messed with by her; it is... very easy to mess with him though by anyone, he is a pushover and a coward! He wants nothing more than to be succesful and left alone in life, though he does cherish time with his boyfriend and is starting to understand that making friends can be nice...
Background
I.
Lambert was a man living to his own very strict schedule of carefully constructed personal rituals long before he was a mignyan; a strange, unsocial sort he'd recently passed the bar and was well on his way to being a top notch defence attorney, but miles away from making friends- or even enemies. Lambert was always 'that weird dude' to most who crossed his path, and so, when he encountered a crab on one fateful lunch break (which had far more of a taste for his brains than his egg and cress sandwich) the...change was hardly noticeable when it came to behaviour. His crab had been pro invasion, but the pressure levels that came from becoming educated on just how much work Lambert's job took soon fizzled that out; now he's too stressed to do much other than worry about how to keep up appearances- because god forbid anyone find out what he truly is now!
II.
Every day runs to his very important schedule, from his two hours spent with expensive facemasks and haircare in the morning, to work, to his wind down time in the evening of aerobics and jazzercise; and for quite some time Lambert found himself wishing for a reprieve from this solitary life of his, wishing for someone (or several someones) to share his time and hobbies with.... friends to watch his exersize VHS's with, someone close to talk to. But....Nobody ever seemed to want to join in... That is of course until one of his ex clients Deathwish came to crash on his couch for a few days that turned into a few weeks, to a few months, to a rather shocking development- for Lambert caught feelings! And he is now dating the silverfish who once he defended in court!
III.
But even more than just his boyfriend, Lambert is slowly finding his life more full of life; and some days he's not so sure he prefers this over the solitude it once was!! He'd miss all his new friends who come round to visit if they were gone though.... Yes, even the ones who are weird beasties or bossy girl scouts... He's mostly harmless, though pushing him TOO far might not be reccommended, who knows...
Relationships
Deathwish
Lambert once represented Deathwish in court and was terrified of the bug before he was infected, but when deathwish came back he became Lamberts unwitting roomate....and then friend...and then Lambert found himself falling for him, and he's now his boyfriend!
Ralph
One day Lambert went on a walk to sit on the little dock walkway over the swamplands to destress and encountered an unusual creature who seemed very intrigued by him, and while he was at first scared and unnerved by being followed about by her, she's now his good, sweet friend!!
Becca
Becca came round to sell cookies to the apartment complex and cottoned on fast to the fact Lambert is a wet, wet blanket and WILL buy cookies if she blackmails him into it. He will never be free of her. This man is being bullied by a child. She sometimes calls him 'uncle' if she's out and about with him to guilt him into doing stuff such as buying her an icecream. He is never going to not buy her that ice cream. He would feel like a bad uncle!!! wait, he's not....SEE WHAT SHE DOES TO HIM?!
Baby
Lamberts boss, he is so so so scared of her and she knows it! He is certain she's gonna murderize him or chop him into a pie one day. He is not keen on her! He will hide if she comes round to his apartment!
Trivia
Likes & Dislikes
Fun Facts
Hides mignyan traits when undisguised by excusing himself frequently from trials to use the bathroom (poor choice of excuse, terrible assumptions and jokes are made) or by wearing hand crocheted covers for his ears and tail.Aesthetic
Context
Home
A third floor apartment in a complex in the middle of the city, he shares his home with Deathwish and is frequently visited by many other mignyans; Boris the spider lives a few doors down. The apartment is meticulously clean and decorated with shelves of cd's and vh's, and framed photos of Lambert and his friends.
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World
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