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I love my girlfriend very much and she is very pretty and nice to me and kisses me a lot. I don't like her husband very much.
He's the love of my life and I couldn't fathom an existence without him. If he isn't here with me, I'd rather be dead.
He is cool and fun, a bit intimidating though. He isn't that ugly.
A nice fellow, but someone needs to keep an eye on him before he gets seriously hurt, or puts one of us in danger.
I dunno, I don't like being judgemental and thinking bad about people but he is kind of a creep. I don't really get along with him, atm.
...an uninvited guest in my home.