☆ DOLPH

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2 years, 7 months ago
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Dolph

20 . transmale . he/him
  • marlboro reds
  • eggs (scrambled, fried)
  • chapstick and eyeliner
  • candycanes
  • cishet men
  • smelling bad
  • mud puddles
  • watered down coffee

Without his friends to assist him, he must take on the burden of the groove alone; loves to publically insult people for any reason he can find, smoking like a chimney in the process. Shoplifting is a victimless crime and he loves to give demonstrations on how to do it properly. Makes friends with people as mean as him, if you're not at least a little mean good luck.