Bruxee

Main sona.
Bruxee defines what it means to be "immature" and "easily distracted" as she invades your personal conversation with off-color remarks about your extensively intimate, yet non-existant sexual relations.

(she is my inner child, resurrected and ready to profit off of her social ineptness by dragging you down the hole that is her aspergers)

I guess you'd just have to meet her at a local con.