Literally my ACNH character, but I ended up fleshing him out in the dumbest way.

Clumsily unassuming and overwhelmingly kind, the villagers don't suspect a single queer thing about Soggy (besides his sexuality). Constantly helping out even when he's in the middle of something, the only island gossip used to be about how Soggy was their very own private town helper, with a touch of fool, but... What's this? Sometimes, when the very man exits his property, or when the sun shines just right behind his back and highlights his silhouette, or when the bright blue gum he's chewing pops and his tongue swivels to collect it back into his mouth... That sex appeal... WHO?