Jesús

Jesús is an alien. It's pretty obvious, but you'd be surprised how well he blends in. Ever since he landed in Roswell, New Mexico he has fallen in love with the people, the place, and (most importantly) the religion. He's fallen so in love with Christianity, even though he misinterprets Jesus Christ as not a man in heaven, but a man literally among the stars, just like him. After his love of Christ is his love for grilling. He can't... eat it... but it's the action and care that puts him into a meditative state. He can't speak much as he doesn't have the proper anatomy to vocalize like humans, but he is capable of the occasional vibrational outburst, most often in the form "Pardner".