Profile
NAME: Garlic Bread
AGE: 22
PRONOUNS: He/Him
ORIENTATION: Bisexual
OCCUPATION: Culinary Artist & Prisoner
BIRTHDAY: Unknown
BIO
If you ask him where he came from, he will tell you that he just "woke up" one day. To him, this is true. In reality what he is saying is that he gained consciousness one day. The truth is, he is a genetic creation from a DNA manipulation facility located outside a small town in Colorado. There is no specific reasoning as to why they decided to create an opossum that smells and looks like garlic bread, but he exists now and damn does he make some real fine food.
APPEARANCE
Incredibly short, like so small. His fur reminds you of freshly cooked garlic bread topped with shredded cheese and herbs, he's got the scent to follow, little dude is garlic bread.
Ribbons
Joe D'HanDoctor
The lizard to respond to his injuries the most, if you hear Garlic Bread calling out "Joe!" over the radio, he was very much crushed by a vending machine.
TURTLEFriend
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HemlockFriend
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STATS
imagination
stability
diligence
luck
LIKES
- content- content
- content
DISLIKES
- Vending Machines- People leaving half-eaten food at the kitchen counter
- content
TRIVIA
- 12 times is the most he has been crushed by vending machines in one shift.
- Despite how often he visits medical, he has only ever died on shift once.
