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I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

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What on Mobius did you just say about THE GREAT DR.ROBOTNIK you little rodent? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in King Acorn's war soldiers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Sir Charles' Roboticizer, and I have over 300 confirmed robot slaves. I am trained in metallic warfare and I’m the top ruler of the Doomsday project. You are nothing to me but just another citizen. I will roboticize you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my metallic words. You think you can get away with saying that garbage to me over the transmission system? Think again, little freedom fighter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of swatbots across Robotropolis and your spy gear is being traced right now so you better prepare for the roboticization, scum. The roboticization that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your free will. You’re enslaved, rodent. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my cold metallic heart. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Robotropolis' technology system and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little pincushion. If only you could have known what dumb retribution your little “clever” remark was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you pathetic little rodent. I will throw bolts all over you and you will drown in them. You’re destroyed, Snively.

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