Bandit

deuce "bandit" martinez - dec 24th

gets a lot of shit for his height (4'9") and dumb alias

thief prodigy who's honestly kinda dumb. he became a thief by accident. a person dropped their purse and he helped them by picking it up and handing it over. the problem is he's a kleptomaniac and so took some shit from inside. the person noticed and one thing led to the next and now he's a fuckin fugitive. 

he loves animals and refuses to harm them. if he finds someone who does harm them, he will attack them. he lets them live but always leaves them an inch from death.
he also kicks people in the shins when he's mad at em

he's very afraid of water and he can't swim
both a masochist and a sadist
superiority complex
ace pan