Internet Buddy

- in late 30s, 5'5

- he/him web/webs (as in the interweb 😏)

-Cheap street salesman

-sells malware and viruses on the internet, tricking his customers

-Swindler

-gets beat up a lot as a result

-goes by the nickname I.B., cuz webs' "got no I.D."

-gets bullied by being called IBS (irritable bowel syndrome)

-DIY's webs medical stuff

-Jittery legs

-really does not have a lot of money at all

-lotta scars