Turtle-Head Tam's Links
Uncle.
Niece. She killed a turtle and put it on her head to what, spite me? Make me think she is some kind of threat or badass? Girl, if you tried to balance me on your head it would break all the bones in yer neck. That ain't even a stinkpot shell.
Cousin.
Cousin. I am very adept at hunting. I still catch prey regularly, even if I don't do border patrol anymore. The little critters are so cute but so tasty at the same time. I don't know about killing turtles though... they have a little hat on their backs that says 'don't chomp me!'