After having a talk about safety with the strangely shaped toddler he told me that he is a animatronic like me.
We started to hang out together more and every time he gets in trouble he jumps on my shoulders for safety.
i really like this new friend
Today, a strangely shaped toddler bit the wires to the generator in daycare and had to be removed. Other then that, no other problems occurred. The fire had absolutely no correlation with the event.