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・NAME MCGEE ESQUIRE・
“ What is a man but a predictable pile of flesh.” - Name Mcgee, A person
| Aliases | Person, Guy, Fella, ETC |
| Age | Rude. |
| Birthday | June 9 1969 |
| Pronouns | Dont refer to me |
| Orientation | Facing the left |
| Species | Nihil hic |
| Height | Forgot ruler at ski practice |
| Likes | Long walks on the beach |
| Dislikes | Sand, It’s coarse, rough and gets everywhere |
| Username | Used YOUR name, You forgot to use today’s sponsor surfvpnnord. Now He have your bank account and firstborn |
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Stats
| STR | 0 |
| INT | 0 |
| CHR | 0 |
| END | 0 |
| AGL | 0 |
| LCK | 0 |
・PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION・
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans) Boots with the fur (with the fur) The whole club was lookin' at her She hit the floor (she hit the floor) Next thing you know Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low Them baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps (with the straps) She turned around and gave that big booty a slap (hey) She hit the floor (she hit the floor) Next thing you know Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
・PERSONALITY・
Idk never met the guy.What?? you want me to make assumptions here? Hmmm? Kinda fucking uncool man- You seem to be the kind of person who eats raw dough. Not even cookie dough just raw dough. Gross disgusting. Will not visit your bathroom or your filthy kitchen with a pristine oven that you don’t know how to use- Lil punk, Rapscallion, Bastard I will plug in your oven and then use it to bake your discarded skin pieces and then when you sleep I’ll sit at the edge of your bed and make you inhale them you dough boy. /J
・HISTORY・
Twas fate. Name Mcgee was the chosen one, That means his entire village and parents gonna have to die sorry thats how it works. And then gets a cool mcguffin as well a sorry gift and to kick the dark lords ass and stuff. He also has a sidekick but screw that guy, He dies and Name Mcgee angsts over him for about a minute before remembering that gal “””comedically relieved””” the shit out of Name when she tried to be a HUGE GOOFBALL and do a quirky ecksdee thing at some underpaid lackies of the dark lord. They literally just wanted to have lunch but that sidekick bastard thought it’d be hEELARIOUS to start screaming about “How cops dont exist” and “Oh movies” and she immediately got beaten to death and used as an appallingly flat person foot mat before getting thrown into a ravine and feeding local wildlife. No- I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM- SH-
Oh woops turns out the Dark lord is a ripped buff man who’s gosh darn pretty and Name Mcgee decides that ass is too nice to kick and deflate and gets captured. He has to listen to this shadow the hedgeheg kinnie talk about how “The world is shit. I’m destroy it” and just nod along as he‘s just stuck in a barrel of slime. But then the dark lord realized he had feelings for Name Mcgee and then uh they… hxld hxnds and got gay married bc the dark lord took over and legalized gay marriage and actually paid his employees living wages because he’s a changed man. And now they have 69 cats all named Nice. And Name got to touch some abs.
I’m sorry you have eyeballs and have read this.
・TRIVIA・
- I could have Iorem whatever’d this thing but I didn’t
- Completely spitball’d this
- Abs and pecs awooga
- I will most likely regret this when I read it later.
- This is a template
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