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  Has white knights she summons and sends to attack others

  Aggressive uses of ellipses when upset

  Uses "hon", "sweaty" (sweetie), "darling", "dear" when speaking sarcastically or genuinely so unsure which is which

  Compulsive liar

  Says "chu" instead of "you"

  Says "common" instead of "come on"

  Never uses the right your/you're, there/their/they're, here/hear, wear/where etc on purpose because she knows it pisses people off

  Gets aggressively vicious or guilt-trips when someone makes fun of her or points out flaws

   Complains for attention, not because she has a reason to

  Talks down others in an argument or self-deprecates for pity

  Will apologize for anything offensive she says that people notice but then repeat the offense

  As soon as it looks like she's losing an argument, she'll backpedal and ask for pity