Frost Jobbers
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Frost Jobber
Cold
Sweet
Soft, Frosty, Chewy
Fruity or Cakey depending on flavor
About the size of an orange per jobber
Dessert
Anytime, especially on hot days
About
Frost Jobbers are the Pandemonium equivalent to ice cream! However, unlike the frosty human delight, a Jobber cannot melt! The only way to widdle it down is by eating it! In addition to that, the treat is popular among non-clowns because it doesn’t hurt your teeth when you bite into it. Its flavors come in layers, making it more like a gumball than an ice cream cone. Whether you like to eat your Jobber by licking through the layers or biting through them, a Frosty Jobber is a perfect snack for any time. Make sure to buy one at the Whoop-Di-Doodle for 3 sillybillies and 99 sillycents!
Trivia
- You can add as many Jobbers onto a single cone or bowl. It’s 1 sillybilly per Jobber and 99 sillycents per flavor. A single Jobber can hold over 20 flavors!!
- Jobbers can take on almost any flavor, almost shockingly so. If you wanted a BLT Jobber, you could get it as horrifying as that is!
- Heating a Jobber will change the temperature but not melt it. Why would you want a warm Jobber, though???
- Texture-wise, the sensation of biting through a Jobber is very lovely. It’s a little firm like ice cream but has a delightful chew to it while not feeling wet.
- It can be eaten on a cone, a bowl, or your bare hands if that’s the kind of vibe you’re feeling.
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