Pavlov's Links
"He's been my best friend since highschool! We hang out whenever he's off work. He always seems so high-strung... I hope he can chill out sometime."
"...I just don't get it. How come he's so happy working at Dominos and playing video games all day while I busted my ass off for years to get a job that I hate? How's he so happy? What's the secret?"