Linda Oates's Links
Big, Kind Guy! Gives us discounts because we cleared out the Greenies from his store. What a stellar deal though. We catch greenies and he gives us 25% off water bottles. Bless.
Linda! She's got spunk! Got the energy of a sport captain. Like soccer or volleyball. If she told me to do ten laps around the campus, I would totally do it.
This guy pisses me off. His vibes are atrocious. His voice is so slimey. Purposely messing with me and Ryan. I know he's behind all these greenies nonsense.
Oh, Linda. I love seeing her lose her cool. IDK why she doesn't like me, I'm the coolest guy she'll ever hate. And she just glares and glares. Jealous of my silky hair~?
Ryan's got a stick up his butt, so dang serious. Like dude, relax a bit. We catch creatures with nets, this ain't NASA. But I guess being a "veteran" in the business you see some things. Like centipedes. Eugh.
Linda has A Lot to Learn. She Does not Follow Company Protocol or Even Dress Code. Her Way of Thinking is Brash and She does not Think Before Her Actions. But I Will Be There for Assistance. I Will Take Her Under My Wing.
Orangie's a funny lil guy. Acts like people. Tried selling me like a singular popcorn kernel. You look at his dumb little face and you know you'll be the asshole to turn him down. Gave him a button. I don't carry change.
Och! WUAOH!
These little fuckers. They mock me. Hundreds of them wherever I look. Pointing and laughing. Little criminals. Look just like Lewis. Gosh I wish I could step on every one of them.
Heho! Hehoohohohee heho!
Another one! Now watermelon flavored? Doesn't matter, you could still be--is it wearing a poncho? That's...adorable. Fine! If you do anything funny, I will crush you. D-d-don't hug me!
Aweewoooooo!