Damond Livingstone's Links
"Damond's a class act in my friendgroup. He's very funny and always beats me at snooker! I would trust him with a drink."
"Damond's a moron... But he's my moron. He's stupid, an idiot, an imbecile, a man who severrely lacks in the braincell department... And yet... Through it all... Best of all: He's baby-girl."