Cyrus

I Now Own Red Wine So This Guy Can Finally Have A Funny Bio he's Red Wine's butler and he is just. So tired, man. He's so tired. Red Wine doesn't seem to fully understand that being a vampire now prevents him from doing normal things and this guy has to be the only one with any common sense here. He does genuinely care about Red Wine but oh my god sir please if you try to plan a "beach day" for "you and the boys" you WILL die. Red Wine is super nice though and still pays White Wine a living wage even though neither of them are really "living" anymore but he appreciates it c: