Gordon

This is a grade A himbo. There are no thoughts in this man. He will attempt to eat garlic bread just because it looks really tasty and White Wine has to physically restrain him and I LOVE that for him. He is very kind and very patient he is just also very dramatic and also loves dogs. Dogs aren't relevant here I just think they deserve to be noted.

This is so specific but you know that scene from What We Do In The Shadows where the guy goes "time to get the FUCK out of here" and gets in a car and immediately drives it into a wall. That's This Guy