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Your raddest friend GUSH says!
"DRINK QUAD-COLA!!!! QUADRUPLE YOUR DAMAGE, QUADRUPLE YOUR FUN!!!!"
*and also that CRIT CO. is no longer legally responsible for any damages caused while under the influence of Quad-Cola
Gush is the entirely fictional* mascot for a snack and soda company known as Crit Co. which is known for their Extreme and In-Your-Face attitude as well as a complete disregard for precautions against intense violence
(*CRIT CO. refuses to comment on any Baseless Rumors about the existence of any Actual Being who may bare a resemblance to Gush)
an emissary of violence created by a massive pile of living meat deep below a soda bottling plant, shaped after the mascot of the aforementioned soda, sent out to slaughter indiscriminetly and make sure all the blood flows back down to where it belongs.
