Quick Info

Occupation(s):

• Cartoonist
• Mascot

Family:

• Unnamed ex-wife
• Unnamed daughter

Likes:

• Beer

Dislikes:

• Living

Strengths:

• Knows various methods of suicide

Weaknesses:

• Can't get any of the aforementioned methods to work
• Afraid of death

Skills:

• Tying nooses without using his fingers

Love interest(s):

• His ex-wife (non-platonic)

Affiliations:

• tbe

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Backstory

After losing both his job and his family, Noosey helped create a cartoon  about a suicidal moose. As this is the only thing positive about his  life, he's taken to wearing a costume of his beloved character at all  times, while wandering around in public claiming to be him.

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Appearance

Wears a white cartoon moose costume. Stands at 5'3", but is usually portrayed as being much shorter (3'8"-ish).

Common Attires

Noosey costume

• tbe

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Personality

Noosey is, as his name implies, both clinically depressed and suicidal.  He spends most of his time crying about the misfortunes he's met in his  life, and moaning about how much he wants to die.

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Trivia

• Moose are simultaneously his favorite and least favorite animals.
• His alignment is neutral.
• His prized possession is his flask.
• He likes to listen to sad love songs.
• He tends to binge drink.
• He's a pessimist.