Kyle Tracker's Links
"He's so good at dodgeball! I always love when he comes into the gym during his free blocks!"
"Ah, Kyle! He's a great kid, very passionate about his sports."
"Delta is one darling, but I completely blew my chances with her! She was such a queen, guess I wasn't good enough for her royalty."
"...No opinion."
"Chuba! He's so funny dude, always knows how to make a dude laugh!"
"Oh yeah I know Kyle! One hell offa guy, huh?"
"Alejandro is liked by everyone- even the girls! Oh, I wish I was Alejandro! He's so cool and charming..."
“Uhh… I don’t really know what to say about Kyle? He plays football I guess, besides that he’s just another tenth grader.”
"She's a pretty cute gal, but not my type if ya know what I mean. Worst comes worst, she'll probably pick me before Miles!"
"I would rather book a trip to Paris with Miles than be anywhere near this guy for more than ten seconds."
"Junior! Junior is friends with like- SO many people I dunno how he does it! He's so close with all the girls on the cheer team, man I'd kill to be where he is! He must know ALL the good secrets those girls hide from the boys- didn't he like used to be one? Maybe that's why he knows!"
"Kyle is the second worst person in Aspen High. He is so fucking annoying I cannot tolerate being anywhere near him. He doesn't even try to be annoying like Miles does it just happens. I blame it on the lack of a dad he has, being raised by literal Karen must have rotten his brain. I can tell he didn't get the good genetic either, he is ugly in all the wrong places. He's so fucking stupid too he FAILED SOCIAL... TWICE. Okay I'm failing but I know I can do a redemption unlike this fuckass. I fucking hate Kyle and I hope the next time a bus hits him it kills him."
"Uhm... I only really know him because he's the tallest guy in the school! He even beats Bode- that's crazy! I've also heard he's gay somewhere, but I don't judge."
He’s Kyle. I don’t need to say more.
"Mr. D is such a good football teacher! He always says he misses me in the hallways when we have chats. I wonder if he has short-term memory loss..."
"Such a passionate kid! When he was in my class he was the kid always at his best, I really miss the kid! Nice seeing him still so into the sports."
"Rasley is also a funny dude! He pulled a whole toilet seat lid off - can you believe that?"
“Bro is so Kyle- maybe he’s.. Oh shit- Kyles related to ALIENS man that’s the only way to explain it! Funny ass guy though”
"I don't get why everyone hates the guy! He always gives me gifts when we talk, he feels like a real pal!"
“Kyle Kyle Kyle, one day I hope to be witness to his downfall, when he invitably peaks in highschool and then everyone realizes he’s just a huge- getting ahead of myself there! But I think Kyles brain got left in the PE locker, that’s the only way to explain it.. If he thinks he can get away with trying to steal my baby- the paper.. He’s wrong- dead wrong. Dead wrong”
"Who's she? She dated Abrina???? Huh!"
"Even hearing his name makes me feel uncomfortable.. I don't like saying this about people but- I don't think he's the brightest...I mean why would he do- that with someone who already has a girlfriend.."
“Marigold is SOOO nice! She is different from the other girls- very quirky! She dresses different and isn’t that good at cheerleading, but thats okay! I hope I impress her with my defensive skills in football!”
"I'm not too sure how I feel about Kyle yet...I've known of his existence for a while, but I've always wanted to keep my distance from him. He started talking to me more after I joined the cheer team, and he's actually pretty sweet, but I still can't help but feel a little weary. He took me out on a date recently, but I think I might need some more time before I say anything...I don't want things to turn sour"
"I don't like her. She's like- creepy as hell!"
“Kyle reminds may uh mah brothers back home! Surprised hay isn’t frum thuh country! Hay looks lahk uh true american blooded man! Too bayud hay’s wunna them hybrids”
"I don't remember him or his classes much, I was asleep for half of them."
"He was a decent kid, always was better at sports though."