💖..Relationships..💖

Friends
Ludovico von Meyer (best friend)
Luden von Schwartzberg (good friend)
Valentin von Schwartzberg (friend)
Bruce Boetticher (friend)

Family
Pietro Morelli (father)
Liliana Morelli (mother)
Vittoria & Matteo Morelli (cousins)

Pets
Lorenzo Jr. (Domestic Shorthair Cat)
Ludovico Jr. (Domestic Shorthair Cat)
Ludwig Jr. (Domestic Shorthair Cat)
Rocco (Sulcata Tortoise)

💉..Body Modifications..💉

Left ear lobe torn (bitten off by a neighbour's rabid dog during his teens), Piercings (tongue, helix & mid helix in left ear, stretched lobe in right ear, double left eyebrow, both nipples)

😍..Likes..😍

Cats, foxes, casual smoking (weed & cigarettes), parkour, pistachios, TikTok, skateboarding, picking up women (albeit mostly unsuccessfully), Starbucks, banter with his best bro Ludovico, playing the guitar (bass & electric), raves/concerts, getting drunk, rock/metal/alternative music, forest walks, plotting pranks with Bruce, espressos, 

😞..Dislikes..😞

Toy poodles, people thinking he's incapable, showing his vulnerability, reading books, cops, 

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• Owns a bright yellow Fiat Cinquecento and drives haphazardly. God knows how he managed to pass his driving test..
• Italian stallion. Or perhaps an Italian miniature pony would be more fitting..
• Extremely skilled at parkour and has a pretty popular YouTube channel dedicated to his free running exploits.
• Struggled academically in school due to his ADHD and Dyslexia. Somehow managed to achieve fairly decent GCSE and A Level results, but decided not to pursue further education.
• Has a side hustle of roof cleaning, most definitely doesn't abide by health and safety regulations. When he's not doing that, he works as a kitchen porter/waiter at his family's Italian restaurant.
• Thinks of himself as a womanizer, actually isn't. Gotta admire the confidence, though! Is bisexual. 
• Sending memes to his friends is his love language. 
• Can play guitar!
• Has no shame. None at all. Lorenzo is the type of guy you'd be nervous about bringing to a formal event, because you just know he's going to misbehave somehow.
• Doesn't do commitments; he had a couple of girlfriends in the past but has decided that long-term things aren't really his cup of tea. 
• Has a strong affinity for cats and foxes.
• Smokes both regular cigarettes and marijuana recreationally. More of a social smoker though. Owns this.
• Has probably eaten his weight in pistachio nuts, he loves them.
• He's pretty good on a skateboard and bmx bike. 
• Smells like cigarettes and Lynx deodorant most of the time and showers roughly every 2-3 days (if he remembers)
• In true Italian fashion, plans to live with his parents until he's at least into his late 30s. Maybe even longer. 
• Naturally has brown hair but bleaches and dyes it bright colours.
• Expert at evading the authorities!
• He owns three black and white moggie cats (creatively named Lorenzo Jr., Ludovico Jr. and Ludwig Jr.) that he found abandoned as kittens during sixth form. Also has an ancient Sulcata tortoise inherited from a great aunt that passed away. 
• Fosters for a local cat rescue - despite his lackadaisical attitude to most other things, he's actually remarkably responsible when it comes to caring for cats and kittens.
• Prides himself on being public enemy number one to his local Neighbourhood Watch. He strikes fear into the hearts of the old fogeys on his street. (please stop him, his Ma and Pa are so tired of Mrs Smith's constant complaints)
• An extremely talented dancer. Here are a few videos similar to his level of skill : 1 2 3