Paintball lad robo lad man
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Paintball lad robo lad man
aggressive • stupid • should get cancelled
Rifle is the mascot for the "shoot the duck" type of game at his parents' arcade (not his actual parents idk they just built him lmao). He enjoys bragging about his military career despite only playing paintball on weekends with some friends.
Likes
PaintballThe Mutts (his paintball team/"platoon")Impressing his lil bro BlueLooking tough and masculine and coolDislikes
His younger brother SangriaHis younger sister LagunaPeople who arrive late (just be on time geez)The taste of black coffee (only that weird unicorn drink for him ^^)He doesn't deserve a story
Sangria is probably Rifle's least favorite out of the family, they constantly get into fights but Sangria probably rarely gets mad about it because seing Rifle yell about dumb shit is worth it. Rifle may desperatly try to leave hate comments on Sangria's Twitter but with his limited knowledge, he uses his main account to comment.
Laguna being his only sister, Rifle often completely ignores her when he has something to yell about. It will always be Sangria's fault even when it's Laguna that clearly did it. He kinda forgets how old she is and thinks she can't do anything herself :(.
Blue! The youngest one and the one Rifle has the least hate towards. Blue is literally the only person on earth to believe Rifle when he says he's in the military, this often leads to Blue being the only one Rifle rants to and talks to about how cool he is. Blue has the mental age of a 6 year old and would rather drink cough syrup or eat glue or something.
