Vergul Thejoa

this is another kind of dubiously written character? there are some ableist motifs in here but i think its still mostly salvageable. just be wary i guess!

2013 profile

Your name is VERGUL THUJOA. You swear there was a reason you walked into this room but you have no fucking clue what it was.

You LIKE PLANTS. You LIKE PLANTS A LOT. You have SO MANY GOD DAMN PLANTS; they take up most of the space in your HIVE, which is located in a JUNGLE of sorts. It would take a lot of time to give them a once-over with your HEDGETRIMMERKIND, but you wouldn’t really want to anyway. Sprouts, shrubs, trees,
vines, you love them all, which is just as well because looking after them is the only hobby you have retained since your ACCIDENT. You used to like ACROBATICS, GYMNASTICS and PARKOUR among other things, but it only took mistaking your arm for a branch once for all that to come to an abrupt end. It’s lucky your SLOTHBRO knows all the herbal remedies for nasty spills – most of them involve sleep and tea, which you’re more than OK with. Unfortunately no medicine could get your FRONT TEETH back, but you don’t really care you guess.

You also used to enjoy WRITING. In fact, it was quite possibly your FAVOURITE THING TO DO, and you aren’t shy to admit you were QUITE GOOD AT IT. You spent most of your time writing - short stories, novels, poems, action, adventure, all four flavours of troll romance - now your head is all muddled up and you have trouble concentrating, and you’ve decided to declare yourself a hiatus until you’re all better. The time you spent writing you now spend in your RECUPERACOON, hoping it will make the headaches will go away - some say a little too much time, but your professional opinion on that is EH, WHATEVER.
On the topic of professional opinions, one thing you have found that nearly fills the gap is THE INTERNET, and people in search of answers. The piecing up the lost-and- found of this big world of information is a great way to keep in practice with your writing, as well as making you feel even SLIGHTLY USEFUL. Admittedly you sometimes get a little carried away, and your answers sometimes end up a lot longer and less on-topic than you were hoping, but it’s something. 

To dish out all this amazing wisdom, you need to keep feeding your thinkpan; you do this by MAKING AND DRINKING TEA, and COLLECTING AND FORGETTING TO FINISH READING (then spilling tea on) BOOKS. No one knows how you manage to retain all the information you hoard; you don’t either but that’s just life you guess. 

Your trolltag is loquaciousHorticulturalist and you guess you,re probably a little less 9uick≡thinking than you used to be, but you,re still just as rad... 

What will you do?

tl;dr
Symbol: Comma (,)
Name: Vergul (French for comma, also close to Vergil, a classic poet) Thujoa (Thuja occidentalis, the Northern White Cedar, is the slowest growing tree and also has medicinal uses)
Handle: loquaciousHorticulturalist
Blood: Jadeish green
Personality: Laid back, lazy, and kind of self absorbed, but still very helpful. Loves plants, used to be very active and write a lot until he fell out of a tree and suffered concussion. Afterwards, has spent his time answering random questions on the internet and reading. Also likes tea.
Text: Doesn’t capitalize, replaces apostrophes with commas and q’s with nines (somewhat in reference to the Hermit, the ninth card from tarot, with the whole wise but sorta lost thing going on), triples hyphens (vertically ≡) and full-stops.
Misc: Uses Memory modus. It really doesn’t work out for him. Lusus is a three-toed sloth,
which is also why he sometimes does things in threes. Uses Hedgetrimmerkind.
Title: Page of Time
World: Land of Chimes and Sand (A chaotic place, teaming with life, noise, and strange
glass bottles everywhere. None of the consorts know what to do with them and just drink their
contents, making them quite ill. But the secret lies in the noises they make, and the puzzle is
to bring some peace and safety to this colourful land.)