Profile
name- itchy
age- 21
pronouns- he/him
status- single
species- snub-nose monkey
gender- male
height- 5’8
occupation- certified stoner (tm)
song- girls-beasty boys
traits list:
confident
loud
flirty
clumsy
respectful
bio:
[ “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.” - jeff spicoli ]
Itchy comes from a wealthy family. He’s seen as a disappointment child, he has no job, no house, no responsibilities and his parents wire him a solid monthly allowance to keep him afloat while out on his own. He never received a high school diploma and he never cared to, school and education is a construct he doesn’t believe in. He is very happy living out of a bus and wouldn’t have it any other way. Having the ability to travel anywhere his heart desires at any time is thrilling. He primarily stays in beach towns, surfing is one of his biggest passions, as well as partying. He loves talking to people, hearing about their lives and swapping stories. He could write a book series worth about the interesting people he’s met.
likes:
getting high
surfing
learning random skills
meeting interesting people
dislikes:
cops
formal settings
beach fishermen
frogs
trivia (itchy’s fact book):
- loves mango ice cream, cream soda and fruit
- really bad at communicating feelings
- itchy always remembers
- punches shoulders and pushes ppl around affectionately (intrusive thoughts sometimes win)
- is down bad for anyone but prefers women
- boob guy
- 24/7 bed head
- smells like blue old spice shampoo
- doesn’t know how to dress well
- passive aggressive to ppl he doesn’t like
- he lives out of a converted bus by the beach, keeps the most random shit in there
- nobody puts baby in a corner
- chews loudly
- no high school education, bad at grammar and spelling
- has a lot of random skills i.e. cartwheels, backflips, beatboxing, dance moves
- blares music constantly
fashion:
lots of floral button ups over white shirts
cotton baggy shorts
sunglasses
waterproof watch, braided bracelets
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