Oog

Oog is a Neanderthal who lived 50,000 years ago. During this life, he would somehow get himself frozen, perfectly preserved for scientists to stumble across several millennia later. From then on, he’d sit in a museum in Rome, comfortably posed in his icy preservation chamber, to be observed by the masses. That is, until the 80’s came around and a certain guitarist who’d finished a world tour then lost her band happened to stumble across him.

After being unthawed, he was handed a microphone and placed into a band, the POOP STINKS!!!, by a woman named Shade.

Naturally, being a Neanderthal completely unadjusted to modern society comes with its disadvantages, especially when you’re a singer for a band. During live performances - as he is not a fluent English speaker, or a language speaker at all - he has learned to read syllables, consonants and vowels, that are displayed via teleprompter in the back of the room, and he uses those to sing.

Being in a band can be incredibly overstimulating to someone who was previously not in a world with music, never mind speakers, electric guitars, drumkits… often the intense amount of stimuli drives him into a rampage, and not much can stop him. At one of their concerts, it isn’t unusual that one less person (at least) leaves than how many came in. It’s caused quite a bit of controversy in the 80's rock world.