Ansel Krüger

A young fresh boy born somewhere in the depths of Sin City, Ansel lived a somewhat stable childhood.

From wiping his nose on a teacher's cardigan to waffle stomping in the boy's locker room, Ansel progresses.

After a few years of bypassing his high schools internet filter to access porn websites;

Ansel goes to college! Entering as a hip cool Bro™ into his freshman year for Web and Design, he already hates it.

during his junior year, he meets a girl

named Genesis.

After pursuing her with his Totally Sexy Masculine Charm they began to date!.....

.....For roughly a year before Ansel gets into an existential crisis and drops out of college while spiraling into alcoholism,

but that's irrelevant.

Genesis and Ansel still remain good friends and even share an apartment together. Genesis is in her senior year of college,

while Ansel is slowly working his way to become a famous comedian....but for right now hes working as a florist at the local flowershop

 but he'll become more than what he is, he's sure of it.