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Cal's a bit of a prick, but he's MY prick. Every time 'e calls me names 'r makes funna my aesthetic sense, I gotta remember that I'd prolly be livin' in a cardboard box by Tokyo Bay if it weren't for 'im.
Workin' fer Pop Voltage's a pretty nice gig (aside from when Cal makes me put on a mascot costume an' do cute lil' dances in the streets), an' I'm grateful fer it, but it's not like I had much choice in th' matter! Cal gave me work an' guidance when no one else would, so I guess I kinda like, owe him, or some shit. Not that he ever lets me forget about it!
I guess they're an alright housemate, too. Def better'n mosta the ones I bunked with early in my career, anyway, even if he mocks th' way I eat an' the way I sleep an' the way I work out an' the clothes I wear an' the movies I watch an' my god damn MUSICAL ASPIRATIONS but aw fuck maybe he really is just a prick.
My cute little kohai! Cookie-chan asked--no, BEGGED me to take her under my wing, and who was I to say no? Thanks to me, her popularity has skyrocketed leaps and bounds--her rapping videos have now hit the double digits! You're welcome Cookie-chan, maybe one day you'll get more popular than me! Haha just kidding! I'll always come out top, and you know it!!! ヾ(≧▽≦*)o
Nowadays? She works under me at my agency, Pop Voltage! (Come swing by and take a look if you have the time~☆) It's SO great having her around, she trains all my interns so I don't have to! And when we're not at work? We're besties and housemates--yes, her internal decor needs some...work, but if der krabbensofa brings her joy, then who am I to say no? ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
Hitocchi's my life partner! Not in like, a mushy way, but in like, a super-friend sorta way? What did 'e call it again, cutie pees? I dunno, Hitocchi explains it way better'n I can.
Anywho, he's like, real chill. Real smart, too. And cultured! Just an all-around sweetie pie. Wait, is that what it was called? Sweetie pies? That sounds about right. I met 'im through Cal, which is sorta funny considerin' I apparently attended school with 'em an' didn't even know. Didn't take long for us t'become thick as thieves, and after a while'a hangin' out together, he asked if I wanted to be sweetie pie partners with 'im. I felt real... touched. Ain't often that folks think'a me that way. An' Cal was real excited fer us too! Looked like 'e was gonna lay an egg, bwahaha!
Sometimes we do lil' musical jam sessions or discuss classical literature an' it's just... so nice t'have that kinda influence in my life. I was so angry an' stuck-up fer so long, that I think I forgot how t'just... relax an' enjoy someone's company.
Love ya, Hitocchi. Sweetie pies fer life.
Rakuko, my dear QPP. I didn't really expect to click with her as well as I did, but after Calico introduced us, we just bonded. It's nice to just relax together and play music. She's really made leaps and bounds in improving her reputation, though her rapping has not similarly improved. I adore her, but she should probably stick to poetry.