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Lament Sinclair
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Introduction · · ·
The grim reality is that the world will always need to mourn its dead, and so it will always need morticians. Based in Lewes, Pennsylvania, Sinclair Funeral Home is a mortuary service provider like many others, tasked with the preparation of the dead for their final resting place. From a basic search, the business doesn’t seem to be of any particular note—aside from its age. Their extremely dated and rudimentary website boasts of a near-century of history, of generations of work done to manage the deaths of hundreds of people. Supposedly. Lewes is small enough that it doesn’t appear on any maps, so who can really say.
According to the staff page, Lament Sinclair has been working with the family business for as long as they’ve been able to walk, and is next in line to run it. Having recently received their mortuary license, Sinclair isn’t a particularly notable figure in the field—though one should hope that the world is never tragic enough that a funeral director becomes famous. Aside from that, there’s very little to find on either Sinclair Funeral Home or this particular Sinclair.
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Polite
Unintrusive, gets along well enough with the vast majority of people.
Passive
Avoids getting close to others, often going silent even when their input might be useful.
Superstitious
Prone to following whatever rituals are necessary to stave off bad luck--better safe than sorry.
Private
Doesn't get in others' ways, but doesn't volunteer information about themself either.
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