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hi im gonna redo his html soon so have this uhh lore split into chapters even though its a fucking list
- chapter one: unemployed shitass
- had homophobic parents that hated him idk
- also has a friend named chord
- those points above have nothing to do with the main storyline
- had a passion for art, usually spent his free time painting realism stuff
- was put in like 2 danganronpa type killing games
- got bitches
- no bitches?
- chapter two: beginning of the end
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- bf got turned into a robot no way!? (idk when this happens
- heartie got offered a job as a narrator from god herself because the other one kinda sucks
- signed a contract (he didnt read any of the text tbh)
- became an english major in college
- god decided "oh well im bored let's make heartie's life actual hell"
- so he had basically no free will and was forced to do a lot of stuff yeah yeah
- also he found out he was poly and got another boyfriend in college forgot to mention that
- chapter three: end of the end
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- god found out what she did was wrong (no way) but doesnt hold herself accountable and instead just quits being god
- she deleted herself in front of heartie & takes the first narrator with her
- heartie supposedly doesnt remember narrator1 getting deleted
- and then he lived happily after after????
