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Fozzie
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fozzie
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Summary
fozzie is an internet troll that lives in a basement belonging to the mother of one of their four best friends - the four of which who are also internet trolls. despite being unemployed and spending 90% of their day on the computer, fozzie tries to act like they're the only voice of reason around here in a den of absolute clowns. grouchy by nature, he's always scolding the others for one reason or another - even if it's over something petty. in contrast to this "I'm so above it all" farce, fozzie has an affinity for using bear-like vocabulary, such as calling their hands their "paws" or growling when they're irritated.
as for her trolling habits... fozzie enjoys stirring up fandom discourse on purpose. there's a sort of warming freedom in having your internet persona be this beloathed contrarian, in their opinion. it's also an outlet to express themself freely, after years of meekness.
this sort of life is one that she had only ever been able to dream of before. not the lazy days, or the internet toxicity... but a life where she has people to cherish.
- pipes
- pork belly
- gacha
- live action media
- creepypasta
- cranberry juice
Confidence
[ 65% ]
Charisma
[ 25% ]
Honesty
[ 50% ]
Diligence
[ 75% ]
Intelligence
[ 45% ]
Trivia
- fozzie's gender is a mix between "sort of some person," "animal," "dude-ish (not boy or man)" and, "kinda cute if you squint. but don't mention it." thus, beast.
- despite appearances, fozzie is extremely easy to scare.
- their grouchy, loud demeanor transforms into a polite and softspoken one around greebo's mom, as they find her to be someone to respect.
- he has a collection of pipes, baseball bats, and other long objects that he keeps in a pile in the corner of the basement. rather than using them as weapons, he likes the sounds and feeling of smacking them against various non-living things.
- fozzie is an extensive consumer of Bad Fan Content. no matter how much anyone begs him to consume something she'll actually enjoy, she refuses because she likes to complain.
design by ak-tastic
Design Notes
- fozzie's naturally dark brown hair is dyed a teal color. it's fluffy and reaches down to their shoulders. yes they dyed their facial hair too.
- their perpetually gritted teeth are visible from underneath their mask.
- this isn't on the reference yet, but there is a nick in the left ear of his bear mask.
- this isn't on the reference yet, but their choker has a silver chain dangling down from it. there's a clinking sound with every movement that he makes.
- her jacket is slightly oversized, the sleeves ending at the base of her fingers. she refuses to buy a better-fitting one. this isn't in the reference yet, but the jacket also has a safety pin attached to the right lapel.
Relationships
El-ahrairah
best friend/begrudging leader
tba
Greebo
best friend
tba
Aslan
best friend
tba
Wartz
best friend
tba
Greebo's Mom
parental figure
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