A man who is simply full of pure rage every single day. It comes handy in a fight, but in order to keep himself under control during normal situations, he eats cookies. But Cornwallis is also capable of eating cookies to gain strength. The power he gains depends on the type of cookie he consumes.
"Gimme your cookies."
Cookies
Guns
Symmetry
Calculus
No cookies
Taxes
Rich, arrogant people
Dummies