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Bongus Amongus: captain of the Munchies Squad and resident fire specialist!
METHOD OF CAPTURE: Bongus is a big fan of hands-on methods; He prefers to dunk himself into water while slathered in various sauces, in an attempt to lure and drown fiery snax with HIS BARE HANDS!!!
Will ONLY accept Rootles as offerings, which he will then promptly jam in his mouth like a blunt. On the off-chance a spare Bunger is offered, he will burst into tears, thank you profusely, and pledge his undying loyalty.
