Pumpernickel P. Figglebottom

Full name is Lord Pumpernickel Periwinkle Figglebottom Junior!

Figglebottom is a harp seal who was never able to grow out of his white, fluffy baby fur
This never stopped him from setting out to sea as now he sails with Captain Morgen throughout the arctic
While never being royalty, Pumpernickel loves to carry himself as if he were