River

River Calocedrus

Male, he/him
44 years
5'10"

River is stern but fair, and spent much of his youth wandering the countryside of the Kingdom of Cheese. As a result, he is relaxed about rules and deadlines and trusts Aziza and Riley to take care of themselves. He and Mr. Slip, his husband of 20 years, run a small vendor-stand in the Swizzlet marketplace, that sells beveages, among other things. He can whip up a mean hot cocoa.