"PLEASE!!!!"

-Bartholomew, literally every day.

ABOUT

Bartholomew Chestnut III is the official mechanic / engineer for the Purple Order, a crime fighting group with questionable morals and an even more questionable leader. Bartholomew is an avid enjoyer of all things mechanical, he is no stranger to tinkering with the machines around him and even takes great pleasure in creating things of his own. Though he's confident in his job as a mechanic, Bartholomew is a very paranoid individual. Bartholomew is easily startled and has a list of fears that would be way too long to put in his character description. This unusual amount of fears is due to the fact his shadow is literally being possessed by a Chaos God known as Azirath, who just absolutely loves messing with him.

When he's not being tormented by the incarnate of chaos, Bartholomew can be described as 'bold' by his fellow piers, he's not afraid to stand up for himself and is most definitely not afraid of the Purple Order's pathetic excuse of a leader, Barney T. Glendale. Bartholomew gets along relatively well with the people around him and prefers to not be in the midst of action unless he deems his presence necessary, which is very often much to his dismay.