Welwitschia

- Around 3,000 years old. 27 in maturity.

- 35'8

- No pronouns. Use Wel's name.

- Asexual, aromantic

- Smoke bomb

- Lives in an uninhabited desert

- Will kill and eat anything that moves

- Welwitschia's fuse never stops growing. The ends are dead, and have lost feeling.

- Wel's blood tastes like cantaloupe and honey.