Meatball

Meatball! He is a stock photo of a white man crossing his arms

He cannot move his arms, and he doesn't have complete legs, he slides around locked in the same position, the only thing he can really move is his facial expressions but it looks smudged when he does
his arms swap places sometimes, but no one has ever seen when they flip, so it's a mystery when it does

You should probably be wary if you were to ever see him with his arms unfolded