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Here to fix the slot machines?
You could say so, yeah! I can't tinker with them for you to win anything, though. Oops!
What are you looking nervous for, eyepatch? You're shaaaaaaaking in your boots.
Ah— um, I'm not... wearing boots, actually, haha...
My ESTEEMED co-worker. Kid, how about you make those bots LESS SCARY? Jesus H. Christ!
They're not even that s-- ssscary. I think you're just a-- a wuss. [. . .] But I'll see what I can do, I guess.
Tch... Piece of junk. It will be my pleasure to DISSECT you!
I'd like too see you try, sweetie. I feel like you're all bark and no bite.
Maybe I'll be the one to dissect you.