Augustus

grumpy / crybaby / hoarder 

Just a short chubby lil megladon mer baby. His scars are like kintsugi. He thinks he's fashionable and tries to start trends. He is not. His entire life has been one big identity crisis. He don't know who he is. No one does. Do NOT touch his hair. He will bite and his teeth are sharp. He will give his old teeth as gifts, half out of real affection and half because everyone thinks its super weird. Collects human objects that end up on the ocean floor. He is not a strong swimmer. Likes disco music.