Profile
Gef The Talking Mongoose
Design Notes
Height 36cm
Weight Varies. depends on how he feels.
Clothing size Dog size Medium :)))
Info
Age 1000+ mayhaps
Gender Mongoose
Pronouns he/him
Orientation GIRLS
Occupation BEING SILLY!!!!
BACKSTORY
"Gef (/ˈdʒɛf/ JEF), also referred to as the Talking Mongoose or the Dalby Spook, was an allegedly talking mongoose which was claimed to inhabit a farmhouse owned by the Irving family. The Irvings' farm was located at Cashen's Gap near the hamlet of Dalby on the Isle of Man. The story was given extensive coverage by the tabloid press in Britain in the early 1930s. The Irvings' claims gained the attention of parapsychologists and ghost hunters, such as Harry Price, Hereward Carrington, and Nandor Fodor. Some investigators of the era as well as contemporary critics have concluded that Voirrey Irving used ventriloquism and family collusion to perpetuate the hoax" -Wikipedia. Those bitches were wrong GEF IS REAAAALLL
GUYS IKNOW
Playlist
" I AM THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD! "
: BISCUITS, BACON, PANCAKES, JUST BREAKFAST IN GENERAL!! HE ALSO LOVES BEING A COMPULSIVE LIAR AND FEELING IMPORTANT!
: FEELING ABANDONED, DISAPPOINTING THOSE HE LOVES, AND CHILDREN HE HATES CHILDREN.