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so bigfoot-damn selfish, so pathetic, so dangerous, so PERFECT, i... nevermind, i'm getting sidetracked. he's the fucking worst. just let me get my hands on him! i want to touch him...I MEAN, NEVERMIND--
It's hilarious how easy it is, playing men like Jacke! He really thinks he's in control of me, but the second I mention the man he has at home, he snaps! Always so angry, huh? How saaad! Want to choke me out about it? :) Pleaseee?
My boyfriend is so beautiful the only option is murder suicide. If anyone even glances in his direction they'll lose a limb. He shouldn't talk to anyone else. He shouldn't be with anyone else. He shouldn't look at anyone else. He is the love of my life. He deserves the world. I will protect him at any cost.
he should be proud to be with a GOD like me. i mean, he's basically my servant! he does whatever i ask, he keeps me strong, he...well, he saved my life, okay?! he's just my little minion. nothing more, upupupu...
I see no reason to thank you for inviting me, your parties are garbage anyway...I got banned from the subreddit because I posted too much about YOU. Apparently it's easy to disguise harmful ideology as nothing more than simple roleplay...just accept that The Hive failed. Losing one game shouldn't upset you—ME—so much, should it?...
WHY ARE YOU STILL STARING? Give it up for...! KIDDING! He'll see, one day. SUCK UP ALL HIS POINTLESS "RHETORIC", this is what you WANT, sorry he needs a "sorry." I WISH YOU'D DO SOMETHING! Not how Judas's son may seem...it made you question, now you give it your bite...filthy (BAD WORD :C) mutt.
Being a father was the weirdest period of my life! But I think Oops is making a good living for themself now....Every time they visit, they bully Leo >:\
The spiders tell me about a little birdie of his. Does it treat him well..?
...Current status on Marnie: Requires Further Studying. I need her in a place where she can be tested. That's all...(cough).
I love my father more than anyone else in the world, but his tastes aren't that great! He hides behind facade! He needs a bit of my poison to freshen him! It's the spiders!! IT'S THE SPIDERS!!
The Boss...well, I don't talk to her much. But I'm in her debt. I work here because I owe it to her. That's it.
i think...he is a good man.
that guy looks remarkably familiar.
Ooh, I have to find out what gel he uses for his fur! It's so much slicker than mine...
average pol user. you beat down others because you can't face your own problems. spare me the dramatica.
disgusting reddit soyboy normie scum. you only date men because no girls want you.
DON'T YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS—PAWS—ON ME! I- I mean...I'm sorry. I shouldn't make any posts about this one, huh? No. Too irrelevant. I don't need fixing, "Eric." (INACCURATE DESCRIPTOR) I think I just need...you? (MUSIC BEGINS)
I've spent so long looking at scenery, you know? Open, white fields...BROKEN GLASS I ALWAYS CUT MYSELF ON. Haha! Regardless, i think it's worth nothing good. Is the rope tightening? IT'S ALL AROUND MY THROAT, After all! ;3 Oh, you know I'm joking, Jackie-boy! I don't care what "he" thinks—I'm not privy to that kind of dog, anyway—I LIKE THE MUTT THAT YOU ARE!
kind of a [I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING THAT]. reblog
ha ha very funnyjoke to make i'm just gonna take a little nap on your couch now OK? snnnznnsnnzzzzzzz
I did not expect you to somehow get worse. FYI, Leo likes my "inferior" male sex characteristics just fine.
aww did someone lose his ipod????? gonna cry???? piss your pants maybe???? i hate fake men. take the pinkpill or live with your inferior junk.