White Noise
Twonahalfer
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- 1 year, 10 months ago
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- Twonahalfer
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White Noise is one of the worst accountants that Arsnick has ever employed, like who decided this person was who they wanted to hire. From some stroke of luck, the economy is still alive and well, when this person is out here fucking the workplace over.
Who ever hired them, needs to be fired.
This man, is a nuisance. To put it softly, he should not be in this field, they have all the traits of a Reaper in the field, but the size of a chihuahua.
They are the epitome of a normal person who makes fun of phuc bois, but slowly is turning into one themselves. They aren't fine and need to compensate some how, by making everyone else's existance pain.
- Loud bombastic music.
- Pretending like all his duties aren't real.
- Stupid romcoms that make no sense.
- Actaully being forced to work.
- Other phuc bois.
- Talking to the bosses.
- Monster drinks, for some reason...
- He bombs around like no other, invaiding anything this little grelim can get their hands on.
- They run off dreams and 32 hour energy drinks.
- This is the type of person to drive a barbie jeep regardless of the weather and not as a joke- well maybe as a joke, but regardless.
- They never calm down, it's never quiet around them, whether it be blasting music till the roof comes off or just talkin' your ears off, he always is doing something batshit crazy.
- The spine and moons are optional.
- Their skull has no lower jaw and kinda just... pops into the skull.
- All the eye motifs are actual funtioning eyes, they can move and blink.
- His teeth are made of gold, and he doesn't have any normal eyes.
Basically all you gotta remember when drawing him, is that they're just a funky lookin' wannabe meme, so feel free to get his markings off or not perfect. Hell, as long as it's not major, like simply forgetting a star I won't care.
The most important features of him is his skull, and the eye motifs, otherwise, ehh.
Noise, actually doesn't remember much about their life before death, not many do- but Noise was bad enough to end up down here. He presumes that they weren't as carefree as they are now at least, perhaps it's better to not dewell on the past- or at least that's what their bosses say.
But fuck the bosses, Noise wasn't a good person when they were alive, does he plan on being a better person dead? Kind of, at least from what they can piece together it won't be hard. The memories come to him as dreams, very foggy and almost like doctored papers.
For the first, say- 168 years Noise was jumping from job to job. Mainly being fired, but he did quit some of them, so they weren't always fired. They were couch jumping every other week, they had no stable income, barely making enough to feed himself.
He was introduced to Reapers, by word of mouth, as the jobs they provide are very stable and goverment based jobs. Ableit they normally aren't office jobs, suppose they found him a great fit for the setting. Gotta add some spunk to the workplace some how.
Currently? Noise is currently being a general pain in everyone's, or at least their friends and coworkers', asses. However, Noise is no longer only pleading for a place to stay or even job referrals. They have now maintained their employment for more than three months! The idea that keeping a job for three months is may seem absurd to some people, but this is sadly true for those who are as insane as Noise. It just so happens that they have terrible luck with their employers. NONE OF IS HIS FAULT.
This is simply, a man, who tolerates Noise. For god knows why, he simply does- hell Noise wouldn't tolerate themself if they were left to hang out with them.
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