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A cat-beast-fairy-guy who is immortal and resents that fact. He has mild telekinetic powers that he exaggerates to no end. He's a misanthropic loser who spends all day gaming but has no idea how technology works and thinks computers are literal magic. His only solace from the monotony of his daily existence is to go out and fly over the city at night, looking at all the lights.
E doesn't like to talk about eir past. E spent most of eir life doing things that were actually interesting and then became a recluse within the past few decades.
Appearance
Haze is a humanoid monster with lavender skin, purple cat ears, and a purple tail. He has fangs as well as wide, clawed hands and feet. He is lightly furred. His eyes are hot pink, and his wavy, unkempt chin-length hair is naturally multiple shades of dark blue, violet, and blue violet. He has an angular face, deep set eyes, and a curved nose. E also has silly pink fairy wings which e can make appear or disappear at will. E's kinda short. A large amorphous scar covers much of eir chest.
As for eir clothes, Haze doesn't give much thought to fashion these days. E has a lot of clothes collected from past decades but mostly just wears a tank top and basketball shorts.
- gaming
- energy drinks
- poetry
- movies
- flying around
- stamp collecting
- water
- posers
- haters
- lovers
- winners
- losers
"I have REAL MAGIC POWERS to curse your bloodline for centuries, NOOB."
Backstory
I don't know much, but he just appeared one day in 1901 and was found and adopted by a family in Kansas. Later on, during college in the 20s, Haze led something of a bohemian lifestyle. He began writing plays for a student theater troupe, whose avant-garde performances of his very weird plays ended up getting him recognized by the media. He became a hot item, less due to his plays and more due to public interest in the fact he's a magical purple cat beast. After his 1924 graduation, he moved to New York City and spent the next 5 years partying with a bunch of artists, neglecting his writing, and getting less and less relevant.
Then the Great Depression happened. He found himself jobless, no longer famous, and unable to write a new play. But he held out, travelled around the United States on nothing but his wings, shoplifted, and found new and inventive ways to sneak into movies. This is where Haze's history gets a bit fuzzy (AKA I haven't thought of any more yet, sorry).
Present Day
Since the mid-90s, Haze has been living alone in a small house in a small town in New Hampshire. He never goes outside during the day, and he's become quite the misanthrope. His days are spent playing video games and attempting to watch every movie that's ever been made (he has unlimited time, after all, so if anyone could do it, it's him). It's unclear how an unemployed catboy can afford such an extreme energy drink & soda habit, but it probably has something to do with crime, dealing rare stamps, or both. Haze's house is a mess and his life is incredibly boring.
The only person Haze ever talks to is his neighbor, an irritating young person who wants to know all about Haze's life story. Haze tried to get them to go away at first, but secretly, he really wanted to talk to someone. Although he dislikes disclosing information about his past, he does enjoy dropping occasional astonishing bits of trivia casually into conversations, then leaving his companion to put the pieces together.
Haze will not age or die of natural causes, but it doesn't mean he can't be killed by someone or by a freak accident. However, he seems to have really good luck, so this hasn't happened to him yet.
Because Haze is a fairy, e has telekinetic powers. These powers are very weak and cannot usually do more than bend a spoon or pick up a light object, like a bottle cap. This doesn't stop em from threatening to curse annoying people online, though.
